A Trendinista Turned Politico


For the past five years -- through illness and divorce, cross-country moves and failed business start-ups -- the one thing that kept me sane was trend watching. I know, sounds ridiculous. But let's just say it was a singular, private oasis that was untouchable from the outside world. Pop culture, fashion, and the absurd have a clever way of masking heartache. But a troubling trend, one that I can no longer ignore -- and why I've been absent from trend blogging -- finally snatched my attention: fighting corruption on Wall Street, and in Washington.

You might call me a weekend political warrior. During the Obama campaign, I was pounding the pavement to make sure everybody and their grandmother voted. And when Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart beckoned me to DC for their "Rally to Restore Sanity," I hopped on a bus for an 8 hour ride without batting an eyelash. But my weekend warrior days have amounted to little, if anything. Because, what I didn't realize at the time was this: The game is rigged, from all sides -- Democrat or Republican -- by the unfair influence of big money. (A fact brilliantly laid out in the video below.)




I, like many others, believed that the game was left versus right. That, if you could just get the right number of "your party" into Congress, the Senate, etc. you'd come out ahead. But this is not the case. A prominent Harvard Law Professor, Lawrence Lessig, recently wrote:

We came together around a simple point of agreement: From the Right and the Left, citizens increasingly believe that our Republic does not work. Reform of any kind is stalled by a status quo that profits from blocking change. No side in the political debate benefits from this inertia. We have a Congress that's so thoroughly captured by narrow interests, subject to so many perverse incentives, that it's overwhelmingly disdained by the people whom it's supposed to represent -- with recent polls showing only 12% confidence ratings. Whether you want smaller government or more effective government, this system is not working. And it is foolish to expect Congress on its own to institute the necessary changes -- as it is, by identity, composed entirely of people who've found success playing under the current rules.

You see, it's no longer the left and the right fighting over ideology. They're now fighting one another for campaign funding. A scary statistic on OpenSecrets.org confirmed that 94% of the people who win in DC have the most money, not necessarily the best ideas. And this very obvious form of legal bribery was made worse, thanks to the Citizens United ruling two years ago that allows unlimited contributions by corporations. It's not about legislation, it's about re-election. So, once in office, they begin rigging policy in the favor of the corporations and special interests that will put the most money into their campaign. As Cenk Uygur artifully points out below, you work for the person that pays you. And in Washington, special interests turn politicians into multi-millionaires. Even Obama, who I believe went into the White House with the best of intentions, finally caved into the game he spoke out so vehemently against. Only one week after the Wall Street crash, Obama attended a $30K per plate fundraising dinner -- held by Goldman Sachs -- one of the biggest transgressors in the U.S. financial collapse.




So, where does this leave me? Leave us? Why am I even bothering to write about this on a trend blog? Well, the issue (in my mind) is crystal clear. This economy is headed into the shitter, once again. The Dodd-Frank bill passed to protect us against Wall Street greed was watered down by Obama's top campaign contributors. So badly so, that the "Too Big To Fail" banks are still just that -- too big to fail. They are still able to fail, and taxpayers will still have to foot the bill.

Last week, another prominent figure -- Columbia University Professor, Jeffrey Sachs -- wrote in the following in a New York Times article:

Both parties have joined in crippling the government in response to the demands of their wealthy campaign contributors, who above all else insist on keeping low tax rates on capital gains, top incomes, estates and corporate profits. Corporate taxes as a share of national income are at the lowest levels in recent history. Rich households take home the greatest share of income since The Great Depression. Twice before in American history, powerful corporate interests dominated Washington and brought America to a state of unacceptable inequality, instability and corruption. Both times a social and political movement arose to restore democracy and shared prosperity.

The new progressive era will need a fresh and gutsy generation of candidates to seek election victories not through wealthy campaign financiers but through free social media. A new generation of politicians will prove that they can win on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and blog sites, rather than with corporate-financed TV ads. By lowering the cost of political campaigning, the free social media can liberate Washington from the current state of endemic corruption. And the candidates that turn down large campaign checks, political action committees, Super PACs and bundlers will be well positioned to call out their opponents who are on the corporate take.




And, this, my friends, is where the story ends. I found that candidate in Governor Buddy Roemer, a moderate progressive with a populist message. A candidate you probably haven't heard of, because he's been systematically silenced by the powers-that-be. The candidate not extreme enough for the GOP to consider as a 'serious' player. (Which, by the way, is why he's considering running as an Independent - YAY!) Do we agree on everything? Probably not. He's a fiscal conservative. But, according to PolitiFact, his social voting record leans to the left of Obama on many issues. And his stand against unfair trade, combined with his serious bank reform, tax reform, and foreign policy views are remarkably refreshing. He takes no PAC or Super PAC money, limits individual contributions to $100, and has made sweeping anti-corruption reform that would remove the unfair influence of money in politics his focus. (And, he openly supports Occupy Wall Street!) So, instead of looking for the next big trend, my eye is on the White House in 2012. No, not for myself. But for a Harvard Economist, former Governor, and 4-term Congressman who's spent his entire career fighting corruption.

Won't you help me spread the word about Buddy Roemer? America needs a Buddy in 2012!

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Female beard competition, World Beard Day


Style Inspiration: Bill Murray


Bill Murray, the comedic genius and salt-and-pepper love of my life, turns 61 today. Okay. So maybe he's not THE "love of my life." But I've been hooked since first seeing a re-run of his 'Nick the lounge singer' skit on SNL at the ripe old age of 10. I was supposed to be asleep. But instead, I was peeking into the living room from the long dark hallway to see why my oldest brother, Brent, was laughing so loud. It's really just been downhill from there.


Don't worry. I don't have stalker potential. But I have seen every movie he's been in at least twice. There's just something about his not-so-gracefully receding hairline and cheeky sonofabitchness that keeps me coming back for more. I actually wrote a song for him a few years back and stuffed in a drawer. (My rock star dreams were crushed as a kid by my sister who secretly recorded me singing in my bedroom and played it back for family and friends. Let's just say, my voice sucks balls.) But I do have mad skills on the drums. And who knows. Maybe somebody will read this and make my song a YouTube reality :)


YaJomia Resin Flower Ring ~ Alexander Wang Leather Shirt
Office UK Retro Bowling Shoe ~ Me&Ro Flame Earrings ~ TopShop Cuff


Edun Black Lace Turtleneck ~ H&M Elbow Patch Tweed Jacket
Hannah Zakari 'The Black Spot' Leather Book Necklace
Jeffrey Campbell Sunsine Loafer ~ Karen Walker Number Six Sunglasses

YesStyle Striped Polo Shirt ~ Missoni Cashmere Cable Cap
YSL Aviator Sunglasses ~ Y-3 Boxing Mesh Trainer

Balmain Metallic Sleeve Varsity Jacket ~ Nashelle Scorpio Necklace
Classic Brown Moustache Sunglasses
FarFetch Blue Suede Boot ~ Christian Dior Red Silk Scarf

Hurry, Bill Murray

In my dreams, we make love like sea otters,
You whisper in my ear, “Make a cuckold of me.”
No need to panic, my depression isn’t manic.
Are you finding what you were looking for, out here with me?

Chicks dig you because you rarely wear underwear,
But I think it’s the heart you wear on your sleeve.
I’m going to find it and destroy it -- possibly with dynamite,
And sail off into the sunset with a man named Steve.

Hurry, Bill Murray.
I’ve got you penciled in for the rest of my life.
Don’t worry, Bill Murray.
I’ll be cured of my obsession once you make me your wife.

Some say schizophrenia is just a state of mind.
Just ask Bob. He’s about to take flight.
Like Star Wars, those near and far wars,
I’ll be counting down the seconds ‘til Saturday Night.

I’m a hopeless romantic with a renaissance condition,
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things,
And if I’m wrong, I’ll go to jail - peacefully, quietly.
But if I’m right, I’m in line to become your queen.

Hurry, Bill Murray.
I’ve got you penciled in for the rest of my life.
Don’t worry, Bill Murray.
I’ll be cured of my obsession once you make me your wife.

You say you never liked a girl well enough,
To give her 12 sharp knives,
Is that because you’re afraid of dying at the hands,
Of a woman who has nine lives?

I get that I’m a little rough around the edges,
But I can pretend to play the part,
I don’t understand why you avoid my phone calls.
You’re stopping me before I even start.

Hurry, Bill Murray.
I’ve got you penciled in for the rest of my life.
Don’t worry, Bill Murray.
I’ll be cured of my obsession once you make me your wife.

Written by: Jill Sherman (who still wishes she was a rock star)

Currently Obsessed With: Hipster Ski Masks







Decorate Your Face



Channel your inner Club Kid with this kit that contains a variety of ornate, reusable stencils, three spray cans of smudge-resistant face and body makeup, and three detailing pens. Create subtle or bold looks on the face, body, or décolleté.




Designed by Dior makeup artists, the results of these velvet eyeliner appliqués are spectacular. Like a sticker or transfer tattoo, the designs range from the simplest matte-black to the most lavish, lacquered finish bedecked with sparkling Swarovski crystals.




This innovative line of temporary lip appliqués will keep the glitter on your lips and out of your mouth with its smooth feel and glossy finish. The vitamin-enhanced appliqués last four to eight hours and are easy to apply to lips of all sizes.

Are Naked Clowns Sexy?


I recently came across this Johnny Quist tee by Grover (below) which reminded me of an episode of HBO's Cathouse (when Chibbles the clown -- dressed head-to-toe in his yuck yucks -- requested clown kink with one of the working girls, and got it!) It totally creeped/freaked me out, and solidified my feelings about the underlying mental workings of the clown population. But now I find that clown burlesque is a real, and growing, genre of erotic entertainment. Which forces me to beg the question, can naked clowns really be sexy?


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You Can Never Go Down the Drain

Photo by Clare Bennett

If you asked me to make a list of things I dislike, Mr. Rogers and inspirational necklaces would probably be at the top. But this Mr. Rogers necklace by Far Fetched is too perfect. It's not just practical advice for bath-phobic children. It's my new anthem for daily living. Because, no matter how shitty life gets, it really is impossible to go down the drain. (Well, unless you're this guy. But he's asking for trouble.)




You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.
You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.

You're bigger than the water.
You're bigger than the soap.
You're much bigger than all the bubbles.
And bigger than your telescope.

So you see...
You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.



The Seven Deadly Dictionaries


The real dictionary? Yawn. Too long. Don't bother tirelessly working through all those boring pages. The important stuff is rolled up right in a new collection perfect for the nightstand. The Seven Deadly Sins have been evenly sliced into 7 books -- each overflowing with definitions and quotes related to its respective sin (e.g. Sloth, Pride, Envy). No one vice is too greedy, as each volume prides itself on having more than 500 entries. And each perfectly-giftable hardbound edition can stand on it's own, if you're not into collecting. My favorite? Probably sloth (because 'lazy' is my new middle name.) Barnes & Noble has them on pre-order for $8.67 (20% off the cover price) so make it snappy to get the discount :)

LUST: Once just isn’t enough. You’ll want to ogle these entries multiple times, all night long. Nouns, verbs, adverbs, adjectives, whatever your particular pleasure–or pleasures–you’ll find ‘em inside.

GREED: Surprisingly, it didn’t claim every word in the OED (although if it could, it would). This pocket-sized dictionary swipes only the most worthy of syllables, as well as your attention.

ENVY: Everyone else will be turning green when you reveal your desirable new vocabulary. From A to Z, each entry feeds the monster and makes it want that much more.

PRIDE: No one enjoys lording over the uneducated with a pretty pointed vocabulary like the Prideful. Now each and every word you need to describe how much better you are is right at your fingertips.

SLOTH: The real dictionary? Yawn. Too long. Don’t bother tirelessly working through all those boring pages. The important stuff is rolled up right here in a collection perfect for the nightstand.

WRATH: Anger will never cause a loss of words again–as long as you keep this reference clutched in your fists during your next fit. Speech will be your weapon as you launch a verbal assault on anyone who’s wronged you.

GLUTTONY: You can devour word after word after word until you’ve had your fill. And then you can have some more. This bite-size book serves up a hefty sampling of juicy words. It’s a wonderful treat for the Gluttonous.


(Author: Jennifer Wood ~ Publisher: Adams Media)


Dressing Your Preppy Penis


All hail the scantily plaid Sir Richard's condom, "Duke of Doing the Deed," designed to appeal to discerning, responsible individuals who seek to align their purchases with the change they want to see in the world. This ultra-progressive company doesn't just believe believe safe sex is a basic human right, they encourage sex for a good cause; for each sold, one condom is donated to a developing country. Think of it as Blake Mycoskie’s Toms shoes philosophy, only for sex.



Now, meet Lucy, the groovy condom truck belonging to CEO and cofounder of Venice-based Sir Richard’s Condom Company Mathew Gerson. Lucy and Mathew ride around Venice, as well as school campuses, and pass out free, vegan condoms. This fall, Lucy will embark on a national "Where Rubber Meets the Road" tour visiting campuses, community events, concerts and local stores. To stay on top of where Lady Lucy is going next, follow her travels on Facebook. Safe travels!