Fashion Blob or Body Scrunchie?

When I showed you how to dress like a donut last week, I meant it figuratively (not literally!)

Can somebody please tell me what S.J.P. was thinking when she pulled this blue nightmare over her body? "I know what I'll wear today! A non-descript lump of fabric!!" Are designers hurting that badly for something "unique and different" that they're willing to drape large chunks of fabric on (and around) women and call it fashion? I don't get it.

There are only three times in a woman's life when she can get away with this look: 1) when she's wearing a baby sling, 2) when she's using an inner tube, and 3) when she's using a "boppy."

Oh, there's actually a fourth -- when she's smuggling small animals in and out of the country. NOT.