Are You There Springtime? It's Me, Trend de la Crème

Dear Mother Nature,

I know you're extremely busy, but I really need a favor. This freezing rain and these 100-mile-an-hour winds are doing strange things to my head. I was wondering if you could bring spring a little early this year. Maybe just a little sun through the clouds, a few chirping birds, a blooming flower here and there. I've really stepped up my eco-responsibility. I'm recycling everything now, bought reusable grocery bags, and even bought a hybrid. Plus, there are all these really fab springtime accessories that I want to buy (but can't bear the thought of hiding under a scarf or jacket).

Thanks for listening.

Trend de la Crème