Trendinista's Unfashionable Friday Wish List

I wish that...

...this wasn't really Justin Timberlake wearing a fake moustache and a banana hammock. (Is he packing?)

...fashion designer Norma Kamali wasn't really designing a line for Wal-Mart. (They're going to have your stuff made in sweat shops, Norma!!)


...these kick-ass Pour la Victoire 'Brie' Sandals didn't have elastic on the sides. (The humanity!)

...American Idol would retire so would could get rid of these cheesy Simon and Paula impersonators. (Talk about a party downer.)

...porn stars wouldn't have to resort to burglary to make ends meet. (I thought porn was supposed to make ends meet. Guess I thought wrong.)

...skinny-as-hell runway models could gain five pounds and still get work (unlike wraithlike Ali Michael, who was turned away at Paris Fashion Week for having "plump" legs.) Props to Yohji Yamamoto for giving her a place in his show. xoxo


...comedian Mike Meyers would appear at my bedroom window dressed as indie rocker Devendra Banhart and sing me to sleep while giving me back scratchies.