Zubaz Pants Are Making A Comeback. Say Goodbye To Laundry Day.

Zubaz, those baggy eye-sore pants that gave men a reason to free-ball it in the 80’s, are making a comeback. And somebody is very unhappy: Me.

There’s a reason why Zubaz ended up on Rex from Napolean Dynamite and The Dude from the movie The Big Lebowski. Because they're for losers. (Sorry, Dude. No disrespect.) Ask any person what they would wear to a “White Trash” party, and Zubaz would undoubtedly end up on 98% of their lists.

I’m not just bitching for the sake of bitching. (I never liked MC Hammer pants either, but at least they were trying to be stylish.) The problem with Zubaz (aside from being butt ass ugly) is that they turn seemingly normal guys into lazy loads. They roll into bed with them on, they roll out of bed with them on. Forgot to do laundry? No prob. Just toss on your dirty Zubaz. Nobody can see the dirt on them anyways.

Please, if there is a fashion God, make Zubaz go away. Otherwise, I’m going to have to carry a can of spray paint with me to make them go away myself. (And with that, I leave you with a picture that I believe epitomizes the Zubaz man.)