When Celebrities Get Blown Up

LAME PRODUCT ALERT: Celebrity blow-up dolls.

As if celebrities didn't have enough to worry about (like saucy bloggers -- sometimes me included -- and papparazzi), they now have to worry about [a poorly drawn version of] their face ending up on a blow up doll. Pipedream Products recently decided to throw Jessica Simpson [and Lindsay, and JLo, and Pam Anderson, you get where I'm going with this] look-alikes onto [not exactly] witty boxes and turn [ugly plastic] blow up dolls into [ugly plastic celebrity] blow up dolls. *yawn* (It's a doll filled with air, people.)

And for the record, the blow up doll ruined a seemingly benign facial expression. Seriously, the last thing a celebrity wants is for somebody to label their look of horror [and/or surprise, disgust, etc.] as pervy. (Note to self: Keep mouth closed around cameras.)