I Will Survive: Kits For "She"mergencies

Can't think of a good Mother's Day gift? Or maybe you just like to be prepared for anything. Well, you're in luck because this list has every kit imaginable (at least the cool ones) -- even for the person who [thinks she] has everything.

Grumpy Girl Shit Kit: Yes, your car will always be a target for bird turds. No, you shouldn't stop parking under trees because of it. The Grumpy Girl Shit Kit (a follow up to their original Auto Bird Turd Kit) contains a multitude of bird crap eliminating products -- including gear for protecting your hands -- to make dealing with bird turd, well...less crappy. ($32.95)

Ms. & Mrs. Working Girl Survival Kit: Sorry, a shortcut up the corporate ladder is not included in this kit, but just about everything else is. Well, at least in terms of keeping up appearances at work. 'Cuz dirty shoes, static cling, and a headache aren't going to get you that raise you've been holding out for. But a few missing buttons might. Kidding. ($43)

Korres Party Survival Kit: I know you may think you're one of the few that can party all night and look like a million bucks the next morning. (Hate to break the news to you, but you probably look like a train wreck -- just like the rest of us.) But don't fret, Korres to the rescue. With six hangover-friendly products (including puffy eye cream and lemon-scented gum) you will look [and smell] like you called it a night early, even though you're two seconds away from blowing chunks. ($29)

Safety Girl Roadside Emergency Kit: Flat tire? No problem. Foul breath? No problem. Sucky relationship? Sorry, this kit won't help you with that. But it seriously contains everything (and I mean everything) a girl could want or need in an emergency -- whether it's a roadside emergency or fashion emergency. ($31.95)

Sephora Sun Safety Kit: Be ready for a day outdoors in a moments notice. This kit (an $87 value) contains every sun protection product known to [wo]man (and from top name brands like Peter Thomas Roth, Cosmedicine, Murad, Juicy Beauty, etc.) 100% of the proceeds go to The Skin Cancer Foundation, and you'll be able to put off plastic surgery for a few extra years. ($25)

Ms. & Mrs. Shemergency Survival Kit: While it may look tiny, this kit has solutions for 24 girly emergencies -- from headache relief and period problems to lint stuck on your clothes and food stuck in your teeth. And it's the perfect size for work -- just toss in a drawer and forget about it until you [or a co-worker] needs it. ($20)

Urban Aid Arrival Survival Kit: This kit (complete with must-haves like clean undies and deodorant) is perfect for girls-on-the-go who can't afford to lose their luggage, or for last minute road trips that don't allow for packing ahead of time. I'm keeping one in my glove compartment -- just in case. ($39)

Her Dirty Stop Out Kit: Okay, so maybe this one isn't on the "buy for mom" list, but it's definitely one to consider for friends (or even yourself). The best way to sum up this kit is, "the one night stand has met it's match." Basically, everything you need before knocking boots (think condoms, wipes, etc.), and everything you need before putting them back on (like shampoo, energy booster) is cleverly tucked away in this surprisingly compact kit. ($20)

The Hot Flash Survival Kit: Small but mighty, this kit is a must-have for anyone facing [or already in the grips of] hot flashes. The pocket fan will get them through the rough patches, and the [hot] flash cards will give them tips on how to prevent [or at least tame] them in the future. ($12.95)

Foot Petals Stiletto Survival Kit: Never again will you have to ask yourself, "are these shoes going to kill my feet" before deciding whether or not to buy them. This kit will not only tame your killer stilettos, it will also keep you from falling flat on your ass. And, while it isn't cheap, can you really put a price on messing up your feet? ($49.95)