I never thought I would be saying this, but the "it" condom is replacing the "it" bag this season. [Well, at least according to Proper Attire Condoms.] Planned Parenthood has come to the realization that tapping into the modern young woman's fashion-obsessed psyche might just get her to carry condoms in her purse. (Hey, designer birth control pill cases worked. Why not designer condoms?) For $6, you can nab a 3-pack of fashionable love gloves cute enough to show off to friends. An interesting idea, but a little heavy on the cheese:
"Old stereotypes about who should buy condoms are so last season! Proper Attire condoms are the "must-have" accessory this season and were designed with sexually active, stylish women in mind."
So last season? Must have accessory? (Are women supposed to feel comfortable carrying them in their handbags, or are they supposed to sling them over their shoulders?) If I had my way, they would be FREE, handed out at stores where sexually active, stylish women shop, and have designer-inspired names like "Lube-y Vuitton," Dolce & Banana," and "Christian La-crotch." Now THAT would be a designer condom!