What, No Celebrity Crotch News?!

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With Britney, Paris, and Lindsay keeping their crotches in check, there is finally room in the headlines for other vagina news:

* Roseanne Barr is so proud of her vaginal rejuvenation surgery, she recently went on the Craig Ferguson show to talk about it. (So proud, in fact, she re-named her vagina 'va-junior.')

* If you're in the market for a vagina-shaped sofa, you're in luck. Somebody posted theirs for sale on Craigslist.

This month marks the 10th anniversary of "The Vagina Monologues" and Oprah Winfrey is still calling her vagina a "va-jay-jay." If the most powerful woman in America can't come to terms with the word vagina, then I guess we're all screwed.

The Seattle Times found this abstract 'heart vagina' painting offensive and refused to publish it. (To be honest, I didn't even notice that it was a vagina. In fact, the picture on a box of Hot Pockets looks more like a vagina. Okay, maybe not.)

This woman seems happy selling her homemade vagina-inspired wares. Gotta love the vagina tiara! (Just had to throw this one in for smiles!)

This nasty ad for 'Vulva,' the vagina-scented perfume, is a big hit in Italy. (God forbid she had a man's finger in her mouth like that Tom Ford ad. That would have crossed the line!)

The Vagina Festival in NYC (October 24-28, 2008) is accepting visual art proposals for painting, drawing, photography, prints, textiles, sculpture, ceramics, metalworking, etc. Click here to submit your work. (Sorry, no self-portraits accepted.)