Everything Is Just Ducky

Photo by: Pavlunka

There's a giant rubber duck on the lawn of the State Capitol in Minnesota [funny], duck shooting season has officially started in New Zeland [totally sucky], the "Duck Fest" is officially over [in Nowheresville, USA], the four-legged duck is now down to two legs [OMG], and somebody in Canada totally fu*ked up and needs a webbed foot in the ass. And if that wasn't enough duck excitement for one day...

Ducks hate getting dressed up, but people love to dress them up. That's why the annual Pied Piper Duck Show in Sydney, Australia -- the world's most famous (and probably only) all duck fashion show -- is still going strong after 25 years. Watch the video here.

Who could forget Christian Siriano's duck dress? A true testament to his talent, considering that she looked fierce while waddling down the runway. (Wow, that's a lot of dead ducks. Or are those chicken feathers?)

I know, I know. You've always dreamed of living in a huge duck house. Me too! Okay, maybe not, but it sure is fun to look at. (I wonder if the owner ever dresses up like an egg?)

I don't know why anyone would need a Mandarina Duck phone, but they're cute (and sometimes that's all that matters.)

If you like urban style, King & Duck is where it's at. Yes, the logo is silly, but their flagship store in Phoenix, Arizona is the bomb! Not to mention their hard-to-find sneaks. Check it.

• Flying Duck Earrings by Star of the East @ etsy
• ATE Series Duck Bread Necklace by Tulips To Kiss @ etsy
• Mod Ducks Necklace by Ferociter @ etsy
• Lucky Ducky Necklace by Celula @ etsy

Designer Rubber Ducks by Bud at rubberduckworld.com