Good Vibrations: Adult Toys Are Hiding Out

It seems that the more popular 'personal massagers' become, the less obvious women want them to be. (I'm warning you now, all images are linked. Click at your own risk!) Here are just a handful of what's out there. (Sorry, the Horny Corn didn't make the cut.)


THE MAKEUP COUNTER VARIETY

Oh look, Jenny has gone to powder her nose again.

'Touch Up' Nail Polish Vibe


Tickling Dust Brush


Lip Trick Lipstick Vibe

Incognito Mascara Vibe



THE GARDEN VARIETY

Would it be inappropriate to say, "put the petal to the metal"?


Blue Butterfly Love Bug Tickler


Butterfly Panty Pal




I Rub My Wormie



THE TOY STORE VARIETY

God forbid a child got a hold of one of these while snooping through your nightstand. The horror!

Hello Kitty Vibrator

Teddy Buddy


Rabbit Finger Ring Vibe

Mini Mouse Vibrator


THE WATER DWELLING VARIETY
Okay, okay. I'll spare you the 'Finding Nemo' and 'Motion In The Ocean' jokes...

Waterproof Duckie Vibrator

Screaming 'O' Octopus Vibrator

I Rub My Fishie

Red Devil Duckie Vibrator

8 comments:

Fashion Addict said...

very cute sex toys... never thought I see a post on it though! lol!

hope505 said...

*hahaha!* nnnoooo! Not 'hello kitty'!! What a goofy post ~ I loved seeing the amazing variety of cutey-cute-cute lady-pleasers available out there. *hahaha!* Except I wouldn't want that 'mini mouse's pointy eyeballs anywhere near my stuff! What's up with that!

WendyB said...

The things people think of....

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B.licious said...

this is a great post! i noticed that not too long ago and it's just wierd! lol

Jillian said...

Hilarious...

jill @ trend de la creme said...

I noticed the pointy eyes on the mouse too! I have NO idea what that's all about.

P.S. Of all the days my mother decides to read the blog, it was vibrator day. All she said on the phone was, "Your blog was very spicy today." Aggghhhhh!

Jillian said...

haha..doesn't it always happen that way? it is as if mother's have a sixth sense.