John Mayer Makes Me Wish I Was 13 Again

I'll be the first to admit that 1986 was a good year. (What's not to love about VW Scirocco's and checkered slip-on VANS?) So, I can understand why John Mayer was tempted to pay tribute to this decade from the neck up. But here's where I take issue: Why Michael J. Fox from Back to the Future?

When Mayer wrote, "I'm very excited to bring this amazing look into today's pop culture landscape" on his blog, I asked myself "why stop at mediocre 80's hair?" Why not a Flock of Seagulls parting-of-seas coif? Or an Andre Agassi mullet? Or better yet, why not pay tribute to the 80's with something other than your head? (Honestly, is there any reason to mess with the perfection that is John Mayer?)