Ooooh, Not Pretty.

Can somebody please explain how Perez Hilton talked indie retailer Hot Topic into giving him shelf space for a new clothing line? The guy has a hard enough time dressing himself, let alone highly-impressionable youth. Here's a quote directly from the horses mouth:

“It seems natural to make products that my readers will love and hopefully some guys will rock it too. Some people might even call me a perfectionist. Well that person would be me! I’m very passionate about my brand. I have extremely high standards and I like to get my hands dirty!”

Um, apparently he also likes to get his underwear dirty. 'Nuf said.