"No wonder you're late," said the Mad Hatter. "Why, this watch is exactly two days slow."
"We're all mad here," said the Cheshire Cat. "I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" asked Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
"Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!" cried the White Rabbit.
For some minutes the Caterpillar puffed away without speaking, but at last it unfolded its arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again and said, "So you think you're changed, do you?"
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense," said Alice. "Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"