I have always hated chaps (especially on aging men). Christina Aguliera (during her 'dirty' phase) sealed the deal for me, taking chaps from cheesy to just plain 'ol nasty. So, suffice it to say, I was less than enthusiastic to find out that somebody is now making CHAPS FOR BOOBS. These "Jacket Chaps" are almost as tacky (if not tackier) than ass chaps. And I can only imagine what a pair of bare 50-something biker boobs would look like in all their swaying glory. Just be glad the models are pictured with their tank tops still on. (Sorry mom, nothing against 50 year old boobs or anything...)
Because Ass Chaps Weren't Bad Enough...
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They look like a circus ringmaster got ahold of her costume after drinking too many boxes of wine and went a little wild. Not good at all.
This is so wrong - on so many different levels. Just terrible. Great blog layout though. xf
Someone poke my eyes out please.
Yeesh! What are these, like, boleros? Urrrrggghhh gross! Just when I worry I am not fashionable enough...this kinda thing makes me grateful for what little savvy I have.
whoa. i can't handle it
mj - lol! boxed wine is always funny!!
fg - totally agree.
ais - here, borrow my fork.
ejay - you have nothing to worry about!
rg - don't worry, the stinging in your eyes will clear up eventually :)
That is the most heinous cr@p I've ever seen. I must go now, and wash my eyes out with soap.
A girl on the open prairie might not know fashion trends from a fence post...denim they understand! Can't imagine these creations being worn where buffalo roam...
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