Drop Crotch Pants + Harem Pants = ?

For those of you who answered "MC Hammer pants," I'll give you an 'A' for effort. But the truth is, Hammer pants had a fullness never before [and hopefully never again] seen in fashion. They also had a curved silhouette from the waist to the knee, and miles of excess fabric draping the hip region. (Wow, that sounded a little too know-it-all for my liking. Sorry.)

This new hybrid "drop crotch harem pant" could use an appropriate name (and "crotch drop" just doesn't capture the essence). I was thinking more along the lines of "female scrotum" or "reverse enema" pant. Help me out on this one, peeps. Seriously, I won't sleep until I find the perfect name! (Sorry, "poop pants" is already taken by Rod Stewart.)

Rick Owens Harem-Style Pants at net-a-porter.com

Versace Spring 2009 Resort Collection

Tipster Harem Pants at laredoute.co.uk

Triple 5 Soul The Crop Mahdia Harem Pants at amazon.com