Upon hearing the frightful news of Jessica Simpson's $100 million dollar shoe empire from the despotic queen of shoes herself, I decided that anyone with half a brain could make it in the shoe crafting biz. So, without further ado, I present to you my first collection entitled, "Nauseating Travels with Imelda" (inspired by things like binging on champagne in Paris, eating chicken feet in South East Asia, and drowning in greasy fried chicken in Texas).Oh, and Imelda -- allow me to apologize in advance for making the shoe gods even angrier!
The Scratching Poetic Heel in Chicken Butt Pink
The Limp Italian Pump in Mac 'n Cheese Orange
The Gag Me With An Ice Cream Cone Stiletto in Chocolate Fever Brown
The Late Night In Paris Hangover Platform in Burgundy Wine Blush
The Greasy Bucket 'o Chicken Pump in Chicken Fat Yellow
The Spoon Fed by Servants Stiletto in Platinum & Diamonds
10 comments:
AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Gods have just texted and they're most amused. As for the despotic Queen, well I've just puddled my Prada's.
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LOL LOL LOL
So funny ;)
The ones I most like are the Stiletto in Chocolate and the Spoon Fed.
And you can count on me to help in the Imelda Crusade!!!!
xoxo
This is utterly hilarious. The photo of JS, priceless...
I do so hope that Jessica checks the Google Alerts of herself. Or perhaps that would be a bad thing as it is highly likely she will only just find more inspirations here! (So well done).
So clever, as usual!
I'll take a "The Spoon Fed by Servants Stiletto" in a 9!
HAHAHAAAA! Wow. What have I been missing, neglecting your lovely site.
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