Butt Crack Couture: The Thong Finally Gives Back


With crack cleavage currently gaining momentum in panty land, is it any real surprise that designer crack decor is on the horizon? I've already called it quits when it comes to the thong as a daily undergarment, but I might be willing to take one of these lovelies for a spin on a quiet evening in. They don't actually look like they were made for all-day wear. Well, unless you're into crack rash -- but I'll save that for another day. (Panty gods, if you're out there . . . will there ever be an end to whale tailin' it?)


'Ainda Nao' Razorblade Thong at touchmeclothing.com

'Caramelo' Butterfly Thong at touchmeclothing.com

'Vai Doer' Thumbcuff Thong at touchmeclothing.com

'Aqui Nao' Lace Cat Buttons Thong at touchmeclothing.com

'Bora' Thong at bellabellaboutique.com

Cheeky 'Sex' Thong at becheeky.com

Hot Red Triangle Thong at becheeky.com

'To Mal' Thong at thongsandmoreonline.com

'Sem Chance' Thong at azzuma.com

'Hoje Nao' Snake Thong at simplysexybridalwear.com




8 comments:

enc said...

I'm jealous of all these butt models who don't have any cellulite.

hannah said...

holy shit?! is that a razor blade on her crack!?

Jill Sherman said...

enc - tell me about it ;P

hannah - yes. apparently she wants her crack to ride all the way up to her waist.

dee dee said...

HAHAHA! The catholic rosary underwear is seriously wrong.

K.Line said...

I'm gonna stick with those butt shapers of earlier this week. They seem slightly less torturous :-)

Imelda Matt said...

put me down for the Catholic Rosary 'biker G'... scratch that, put me down for a 12 pack!

Diana @ So Fash'on said...

so cool! :) sweety, just wanted to let you know you can purchase the Coca booties if you'd still like to.
Let me know!
Hugs
d

melissa said...

the Bora thong is gorgeous!