Facebook Sex Toy? Say It Isn't So!

Because Facebook didn't already have a million annoying applications [poke!], we now have the ability to create "Love Bunnies" -- the world's first personalized Facebook sex toy. The way it works is this: First, you make your own Facebook Love Bunny and use it to flirt, have fun, make new friends, etc. You then create a real-life replica, which comes with a unique personalized birth certificate [mildly creepy given it's intended use, wouldn't you say?]

"If your bunny really hits it off with another Love Bunny, you might decide that you want to push each other's button and go off on Bunnymoon together... and that's when the fun really starts! But best of all, you can buy your unique Love Bunny so you can push its button whenever you like!"

Yet another adult plaything to add to the growing children's toy arsenal. (I'm still waiting for the 'Dora the Explorer' edition, although I'm not holding my breath.)