Man With a Pearl G-String

Spanish lingerie company Bracli, the creator of the original pearl thong, has created a version for men called the Perlseo. The strand of pearls runs from the back and attaches to the lace pouch in the front. The company is encouraging women to buy them for the men in their life as a way to "share an unforgettable experience with their partner in a new way."

Bracli Perlseo Men's Pearl Thong transcends the boundaries between masculinity and femininity, combining virility with delicacy. The garments are scented and in an elegant black box.

Okay, so I'll bend on the whole men in tights trend, but I just can't find it in myself to cut this one any slack. (Because if there's one thing the man in my life doesn't need is a pearl necklace in his butt crack.)

9 comments:

hannah said...

ew. gross gross gross. (i wonder if the pearls work like brazilian wax for hairy butt cracks?)

Imelda Matt said...

what can I say that Hannah hasn't already said... dia-fucking-bolical.

WendyB said...

Now I know what I'm getting MrB for his birthday!

Jaimie @ Just Kiss 'N Makeup said...

kinda grossed out. i wonder which dude would wear that.

Jill Sherman said...

hannah - they should put a "not for hairy butt cracks" warning on the box!

imelda - c'mon, you know you want one ;P

wendyb - please send photographs!!

jaimie - lol, somebody who doesn't want to get laid tonight.

enc said...

Mr.OM would look great in this, but I'm not going to chance it, as his reaction was "eeeeewwwwww!" I don't think I could stomach it.

LoneStarVintageClothing said...

These are really gross! Yuck!

The Seeker said...

OMG!!! What can I say that hasn't been said.... That must hurt...

xx

MARGARITA BLOOM said...

Oh, my! :O That has got to be uncomfortable! I don't think I'll ever be able to look at pearls the same again. lol....