Man With a Pearl G-String

Spanish lingerie company Bracli, the creator of the original pearl thong, has created a version for men called the Perlseo. The strand of pearls runs from the back and attaches to the lace pouch in the front. The company is encouraging women to buy them for the men in their life as a way to "share an unforgettable experience with their partner in a new way."

Bracli Perlseo Men's Pearl Thong transcends the boundaries between masculinity and femininity, combining virility with delicacy. The garments are scented and in an elegant black box.

Okay, so I'll bend on the whole men in tights trend, but I just can't find it in myself to cut this one any slack. (Because if there's one thing the man in my life doesn't need is a pearl necklace in his butt crack.)