1) Condom Tip Hats
Any hat the looks like it needs to be rolled off is a definite 'no' in my book.
Any hat the looks like it needs to be rolled off is a definite 'no' in my book.
Marni, Fall 20082) Crotch Flap Skirts
I'm waiting to see if something peeks out from behind one of them.
I'm waiting to see if something peeks out from behind one of them.
Louise Goldin (left) & Akris (right), Fall 20083) Split Personalities
Half dress, half pantsuit? Half lab coat, half cocktail dress? Oh, hell-to-the-no.
Half dress, half pantsuit? Half lab coat, half cocktail dress? Oh, hell-to-the-no.
Yohji Yamamoto (left) & Limi Feu (right), Fall 20084) Giant Cheetos
I love a good cheesy snack, but not one that is trying to strangle me.
I love a good cheesy snack, but not one that is trying to strangle me.
VPL, Fall 20085) Amoeba Dresses
Fashion Rule #62: Never wear anything that makes you look like a specimen.
Fashion Rule #62: Never wear anything that makes you look like a specimen.
Gianfranco Ferr (left) & Central Saint Martin (right), Fall 20086) Mr. T Necklaces
A small cluster of chains is okay, but this is just a cluster f*@k.
A small cluster of chains is okay, but this is just a cluster f*@k.
Givenchy, Fall 20087) Baby Chickens
Sorry, but the 'just hatched' look isn't working for me.
Sorry, but the 'just hatched' look isn't working for me.
Antonio Berardi, Fall 20088) Alien Boobs
Take us to your leader, but only to pick up a new outfit.
Take us to your leader, but only to pick up a new outfit.
Iceberg, Fall 20089) Inside-Out Dress Pockets
A whole 'lotta pretty -- pretty useless, pretty ugly, pretty over.
A whole 'lotta pretty -- pretty useless, pretty ugly, pretty over.
Mendel, Fall 200810) Beaver Tail Dresses
Slighty tapered works, but this thing looks like a beaver on steroids.
Slighty tapered works, but this thing looks like a beaver on steroids.
Chanel, Fall 2008
15 comments:
haha. ditto! :D
There's so many things wrong with all of these outfits but it's Chanel 'mullet' dress that has me grasping at my pearls in horror.
Britney Spears might like a giant Cheeto!
OMG you're sooooooo right, I didn't notice this must-not-have trends.
Thanks for sharing and calling my attention.
LOL
xoxo
i agree with everything except the Mr. T necklaces. My inner gold chain lover comes out and makes me really like the gaudy look.
I'm completely with you expect for maybe #6 and #8. I kinda like the idea of an alien chest that kinda has a face on it...it's funny. But maybe my personality should amuse not my chest...I'll have to think it over.
what is up with those two-faced outfits? gross!!!
toxic disco boy - thanks :)
imelda - yay, white trash couture!!
wendyb - lol, i totally forgot about britney's cheeto obsession!
the seeker - you are very welcome ;)
chelsea rae - okay, i'll let this one slide :P
the clothes horse - if you can pull off alien boobs, i say 'you go girl!'
dee dee - i guess that's what you're supposed to wear when you can't decide what to wear?
Bazaar thought those chains were going to be a big hit!
Condom Tip Hats!! I can just imagine the jokes that would come from them. I guess then I'd officially know what a pecker head is.
Holy crap, mutant cheetos!!
I like the chains (maybe minus a couple). The cheeto thing is hilarious!!
enc - yes, among mr. t fans worldwide! ;P
monique - lol, pecker head! love it!!
revolver - it's like a giant cheeto took a crap!
nothing elegant - maybe a cluster of cheeto necklaces would be nice :))
I was laughing pretty hard but I've just almost toppled over after readings Imelda's comments.
Thank you- now I know what to avoid when they trickle down to my local chain store.
LM
LOL! So hilarious!
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