Ten Fall '08 Trends We Could Probably Live Without

1) Condom Tip Hats
Any hat the looks like it needs to be rolled off is a definite 'no' in my book.

Marni, Fall 2008

2) Crotch Flap Skirts
I'm waiting to see if something peeks out from behind one of them.

Louise Goldin (left) & Akris (right), Fall 2008

3) Split Personalities
Half dress, half pantsuit? Half lab coat, half cocktail dress? Oh, hell-to-the-no.

Yohji Yamamoto (left) & Limi Feu (right), Fall 2008

4) Giant Cheetos
I love a good cheesy snack, but not one that is trying to strangle me.

VPL, Fall 2008

5) Amoeba Dresses
Fashion Rule #62: Never wear anything that makes you look like a specimen.

Gianfranco Ferr (left) & Central Saint Martin (right), Fall 2008

6) Mr. T Necklaces
A small cluster of chains is okay, but this is just a cluster f*@k.

Givenchy, Fall 2008

7) Baby Chickens
Sorry, but the 'just hatched' look isn't working for me.

Antonio Berardi, Fall 2008

8) Alien Boobs
Take us to your leader, but only to pick up a new outfit.

Iceberg, Fall 2008

9) Inside-Out Dress Pockets
A whole 'lotta pretty -- pretty useless, pretty ugly, pretty over.

Mendel, Fall 2008

10) Beaver Tail Dresses
Slighty tapered works, but this thing looks like a beaver on steroids.

Chanel, Fall 2008