It's a Pasty Party!

Photo: Fractured Frame Photography

If you've ever thought about sporting a pair of pasties, this Saturday is the time to do it. First, your significant other will be far more forgiving and/or worked up on Valentines Day to notice that horrified "I-hope-I-don't-look-like-a-complete-ass-wearing-these" look on your face. Second, you know you've been dying to try a pair on and just haven't had a legit reason to run around naked with a clump of sequins stuck to your nipples.

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For those of you crafty enough to create your own, Daily Candy has an excellent do-it-yourself pasty guide (complete with application instructions). For the rest of you, feast your eyes on some of these outrageous creations -- that is, unless somebody else has already snatched them up. (And before you run off screaming "There is no way in hell!" I have just the bras to go with a pair of these bad boys!)

Wool Hat Pasties by Dear Cheese

Black Widow Pasties by Fonda Petting

Cupcake Pasties by Manuge-et-Toi Burlesque

Button Pasties by Missy Changos

Bird Pasties by Blues and Burlesque

Monster Eye Pasties by Fonda Petting

Hand Pasties by Minor Creations

Flaming Rainbow Pasties by Cheesecake Burlesque

Music Note Pasties by Manuge-et-Toi Burlesque

Flaming Hot Pasties by Missy Changos

Batman Pasties by Gothfox