Shark Attttttaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk!

Drew Barrymore, June 2009

Cue the ominous tuba music from JAWS [dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh]. Today kicks off the beginning of Discovery channel's much anticipated [by 12 year old boys] 'Shark Week!' Not that fashion-loving, trend-following, pop-culturists should care, but just humor me for a second. You see, I have a tiny confession to make. I am secretly obsessed with shark skin. (No, not for wearing or eating, but for aesthetic reasons.)

The tiny teeth or "dermal denticles" that make up shark skin

In addition to being very thick -- as much as four inches in some species -- shark skin is made up of tiny rectangular scales topped with even smaller spines or bristles, making the skin rough to the touch. They essentially have a built-in suit of chain mail armor that doesn't make them too stiff to move. The scales move and flex as the shark swims [pretty cool, eh?] This thick, durable skin also makes them perfect for something else: fine leather goods, like handbags, wallets, and shoes.

Shark Bean Bag Chair

But, as sinister as sharks may be (and as amazing as their skin looks and feels) I don't advocate pulling these crazed beasts from the ocean just to have a piece to call my own. Instead, I recommend that you opt for one of these shark-inspired creations that will surely make you the topic of conversation for the day. (Shit, if it's good enough for Drew Barrymore, I say run with it!) Just don't say I didn't warn you ;)

Shark Dress by Olivia Rubin

'AAHH' Shark Tee at modcloth.com ~ Shark Bite Asphalt Scoop by Circular Accessories
'I Got No Arms' Tee by Poseur Ink ~ Savage Shark Tee at modcloth.com

Shark Ring by Noir

Shark Attack Tunic by Big Fluff

Animal Charms by Cheeky Monkey Jewelry

Shark Face Sneak by Bathing Ape

'Totally Jawsome' Necklace by Kid Viskous

Jaws Shower Curtain ~ Shark Fin Ice Cube Tray ~ Shark Attack Pizza Cutter