I've seen a myriad of kinky sex toys, but this seriously takes the cake! Complete with a vaginal speculum -- that opens up to 4" wide, mind you -- a bottle of lube, and "after play" cleaner, this kit takes playing doctor to a whole new level. (A level that I honestly hope my elevator never stops on. Let's hope there isn't a "Bend Over and Cough 3 Times" kit in the works.) Sorry, ladies. Hospital gown and paper sheet not included.