Gaga's Ode to Douchebag Hair


Hats off to Lady Gaga who unknowingly gave mad props to orange 'man tans' and douchebag hair with her freakish getup at the VMA's. I was instantly transported to an article by Mike Albo of Details Magazine in which he asked millions of American men the $100,000 question, "Do you have douchebag hair?" In his column he wrote:

"Browse online gossip sites, check out the celebrity weeklies, flip through TV channels—maybe even look in the mirror—and the array of faux-hawks, carefully rendered spikes, grossly asymmetrical parts, tinted tips, and meticulously messed-up bed-heads makes it clear that we are living in the era of douchebag hair. Perhaps the saddest part is that for these guys, their coif is their crowning stylistic achievement. These hairstyles—which are likely to have been teased, dyed, sculpted, flat-ironed, and gelled—are the results of the kind of time and effort that’s usually devoted to space-exploration programs."
So, thanks again Gaga! Maybe you freaked out the masses, but I am eternally grateful for having been reminded of how ridiculously out of control the douchebag hair trend has gotten! (Who knows if the VH1's Tool Academy would be half as funny without them!?)


Mike & Josh, VH1's Tool Academy

Matsuflex and Tyler, VH1's Tool Academy

Two random douchebags

Random douchebag and Frank Gotti (of "Growing Up Gotti")


Just Bite Me

Black Resin Bite Me Ring by Jessica Kagan Cushman
Silver Bite Me Ring by Femme Metale



Bite Me Memo Clips by Office Playground

Bite Me Necklace by Melanie Favreau

Bite Me Driving Gloves by Needle Queen

Bite Me Necklace by Tilly Bloom


Direct Me to the Ladies Room

Kallol Datta, dubbed "Calcutta’s edgiest designer," continues to live up to his reputation for Spring 2010. Case in point: These "bathroom sign" inspired prints, featuring female+female and male+male pairings, including a strategically placed (and equally mysterious) amputee for which I have no real explanation. In any event, these make good conversation pieces if nothing else. Just be careful that you don't get peed on by drunken onlookers.

"I prefer not to restrict myself to a particular theme; instead try a carefully careless look. Most of the people might find me crazy, but that's what I am," - Kallol Datta




Rings That Take Risks


Jewelry designer Melinda Risk does exactly that -- she takes serious design risks. These adorable ceramic doll rings named 'Adam' and 'Eve' are a perfect example of that. Inspired by a lifetime fear of dolls, her kewpie creations ooze a combination of kitsch and nostalgia while being perfectly wearable and charming to boot. The only problem is, I can't decide which one to buy!


"I have a fear of ceramic dolls-especially the kind that have moving eyelids. Kewpies are the only ceramic dolls that I have found that I like and collect and don't seem scary. This is the 'first born; so she is EVE. I have included the curls for hair, a tear, a heart and the blue wings." - Melinda Risk

"This is the partner to Kewpie Ring Eve.These are becoming an enjoyable creation and I can see many more coming. He has a blue tear, a heart, a few curls for hair and , of course, the blue wings in back." - Melinda Risk

Trend Alert: Foil Undies

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If my ass didn't already resemble a baked potato, I might actually try rocking a pair of these foil undies. (Because looking like a double-stuffed tater 'fresh out the oven' just isn't sexy. You dig?) On the other hand, the bras might actually work, if only for a special surprise during an impromptu evening in. So, do we have any takers, or do they just remind you a little too much of roller skating circa 1975?

Foil Print Nylon Spandex Panty at americanapparel.com

Foil Halter Bralette at freepeople.com

Foil 'Pucker' Panty at flirtylingerie.com

Foil Print Nylon Triangle Bra at americanapparel.com

Foil Hot Shorts at mydivascloset.com

Foil Micro Tube Bra at bleudame.com

Foil Silver Bow Panty by Knicker Rocker

Give the Gift Of Ass Rape (Um, No Thanks...)


What's sexier than sticking a pen in a sleeping woman's ass? Why, listening to her cry out in pain while doing it, of course! The "Ms. Old Butt Sexy Girl Pen Stand" by Locomo doesn't just allow you to live out your ass rape fantasies from the comfort of your office, it's also has a battery operated 'scream' for those who enjoy an additional dimension of cruelty. Just sit back and watch her lift her head and yelp each time you shoot your ink wad into her hind quarters. A gift that is sure to light up the faces of co-workers, friends, and family. Just be sure to hide it from your parole officer. (Ugh, so fucking gross. The "designer" surely has a head injury.)

Hair Bound

These "hair bondage" pics by Milan-based photographer Anna Lucylle make me wish that I'd never cut off my beautiful locks! I mean, who's going to tie me to myself now?