Snorkin' It
We live in an age of equal opportunity. What's good for the gander is, well ... good for the goose. Eyeliner? Check. Handbags? Check. Platform heels? Check. Crotchless panties? Check. Um, wait. Uncheck that one. You see, going "crotchless" to a woman means just that. Without a crotch. But these "crotchless" contraptions for men are more like crotch extensions. Like a little snuggy for the twig and berries to prevent unnecessary chafing. (For those of you who watched cartoons in the 80's, these are slightly reminiscent of the Snorks, just with larger, more strategically placed packages.) Just a note to the guys -- if you can't fill these out, take a pass. Otherwise, you'll just look like you're giving birth to a baby turtle.
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Oh good...I was wondering what to get MrB for our anniversary.
And i thought i have seen it all!
Sheesh!
*hahaHAA!* would love to see a pair of these "in action"
*heh*
I will not even ask how you found them...
* ; )
for some unknown reason, i hear a trumpet playing in the background when i look at these.
whaaat?!
Oh my god !!!
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