Pink, Pink, Your Breath Stinks


Somehow, Russian cigarette brand "Kiss" managed to make smoking look like Bonne Bell Lip Smackers. Too bad they left out the brown teeth, deep wrinkles, and black lung that accompany it. They even have a website (www.kiss-club.ru) where you can turn in Kiss Points for cute pink gear. Although, after much searching, I was unable to locate the pink oxygen tank and pink body bag I was searching for. I'm guessing they're out due to high demand among the junior high school crowd.


Fun & Funky Toilet Paper? My Ass Says, "Yes!"

I've always been a little apprehensive to try Renova's brightly-colored toilet paper rolls, fearing that I might end up with a hot pink streak where my ass crack used to be. But these poshly-printed versions have my heart in a flutter. Each pack of 9 costs roughly $4.50 USD (EUR 3.28) and comes with a myriad of designs. (Apparently, there are hundreds, so each pack is a new surprise.) TDLC verdict? No more tidy-whitey rolls for me. This girl is moving up to designer 2-ply, prontisimo!