If you asked me to make a list of things I dislike, Mr. Rogers and inspirational necklaces would probably be at the top. But this Mr. Rogers necklace by Far Fetched is too perfect. It's not just practical advice for bath-phobic children. It's my new anthem for daily living. Because, no matter how shitty life gets, it really is impossible to go down the drain. (Well, unless you're this guy. But he's asking for trouble.)
You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.
You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.
You're bigger than the water.
You're bigger than the soap.
You're much bigger than all the bubbles.
And bigger than your telescope.
So you see...
You can never go down, can never go down,
Can never go down the drain.
