I love my family and friends, but I loathe what turkey, stuffing, and pie does to their insides (namely the stench that flows from their asses after a 3000 calorie meal). And, if you're smart, you'll be prepared for Uncle Pete's deadly post-holiday air raid with a stragically placed bathroom spray that will give him a good laugh while he destroys your plumbing. (Not into sprays? Check out these hipster bathroom matches from Dippylulu.)
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Sh-t definitely happens at and after Thanksgiving, so it's good to know there are so many stylish and clever ways to ameliorate and subdue its olfactory compliment of "indole, skatole, and thiols (sulfur-containing compounds), as well as the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide." (according to Wikipedia)
you should try the aesop/apc collaboration of poo drops...essential oil drops that you drip into the loo post poo to keep the stink at bay.
I can't believe this shit! :-D
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